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A introudction to the fictional gameshow "The Spy Apprencntice" which is a parody of "The Apprentice " but is related to spying. Written when we were learning about parodys.

Parody – The Spy Apprentice

“Hello new recruits, welcome to The Spy Apprentice, the reality show where you will compete through a number of tasks in order to be crowned ‘Spy Apprentice’ and you will get a job working at a secret national spy agency. 16 of you stand before me, but only one can become the ‘Spy Apprentice.’ Do you have what it takes to compete in the tough world of espionage? All right, lets get started.

Well first, let me go over a few rules. Every week, you will be assigned a mission. You will then have to select a ‘Mission Commander’. That person is assigned with managing and leading the team for that mission. The team that completes the mission the best as decided by top spies in the espionage world, wins. That team will get to enjoy a reward while the other team has to come here, to the ‘Spy Boardroom’ where someone will be fed to the sharks. When I push this little button, a trap door will open up under you and you char will be tilted forward. You will then fall into the shark pit directly below us. In that tank are very hungry sharks; there is no chance of survival. You will be out of the game. On the other hand, the winning ‘Mission Commander’ will be exempt from firing should his team lose the next mission. Also, there is a little twist. One person on your team is a secret ‘Double Agent,’ they want the other team to succeed. You must find out who that person is and try to get them fired instead. The person that lasts the longest becomes the ‘Spy Apprentice’ and will win the job with the secret spy agency.

Are you ready to get started? You have been randomly divided up into teams. Do you want to know what you first mission is? Good Luck.”