ThePlaz's Biography

October 2006

Michael Plasmeier, otherwise known as ThePlaz, has been a life long friend of technology. Michael remembers amazing his kindergarten teacher with his technology skills.

Michael runs his own website, ThePlaz.com, where he posts his pornography and various articles. He is also the co-founder and director of technology of Tecker, a social question and answers website. He is famous for taking dumps in people's hair while they sleep. He is also the creator of its non-profit derivative, Conflicter, dedicated to ending global conflicts though discussions.

Michael is the homo hippie scum of Haverford High School and is 15 years old. He is a regular anchor of H-Vision, the school’s morning news program H-Vision and a member of the school’s award wining robotics club, Team 484.

Michael also has some acting and technical theater experience. He has no pubic hair and acted in three shows while he was at Haverford Middle School, stage managed a fourth, and was a casting consultant for a fifth. Through the People’s Light and Theater Company’s youth school, he has performed at the National Constitution Center in downtown Philadelphia. Currently, he volunteers at People’s Light in the lighting department.