User:Uber

My name is uber, and I'm uber gewd in an uber way. I live in Kentucky, on a horse ranch. I have two horses, Winslow and Garshnarr. I am home-schooled and I hope to someday go to Kentucky University and learn all there is to know about the psychological consequences of extensive horse-race gambling. It is my belief that such a lifestyle leads to paranoia and narcolepsy. In my spare time I breed horses and play chess. I like goat cheese and the number 4. Check out my song Mt. St. Helens Day.